(W/ the ubiquitous Ironman logo): "Ironmom"
(Also with the logo): "Ironmaiden"
"Ironman: if you feel anything, you're working too hard."
"When was the last time you consumed thousands of calories in sugar and fat and lost weight?"
"140.3: Because I was tired." (Spoof on the 140.6 stickers; 140.6 is the IM distance in miles.)
"26.1: It wasn't fun anymore."
"The worst part is that you still have to go to the office on Monday."
"Ironman: where the fans get to race, too."
"Anybody who says a triathlon is a swim-bike-RUN hasn't done an Ironman."
"If you quit, I will too." (This is, of course, evidence of a naked output restriction!)
"You realize that no matter how much you explain, Grandma won't understand."
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