Friday, May 6, 2011

T-Shirt Slogans I'd Like to See

(W/ the ubiquitous Ironman logo): "Ironmom"

(Also with the logo): "Ironmaiden"

"Ironman: if you feel anything, you're working too hard."

"When was the last time you consumed thousands of calories in sugar and fat and lost weight?"

"140.3: Because I was tired." (Spoof on the 140.6 stickers; 140.6 is the IM distance in miles.)

"26.1: It wasn't fun anymore."

"The worst part is that you still have to go to the office on Monday."

"Ironman: where the fans get to race, too."

"Anybody who says a triathlon is a swim-bike-RUN hasn't done an Ironman."

"If you quit, I will too." (This is, of course, evidence of a naked output restriction!)

"You realize that no matter how much you explain, Grandma won't understand."

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