It was bound to happen. This from some random RD who bought my email address from some other random RD:
The XTERRA Big Elk course is the best course you've ever seen. Trust us.
And the medals! The medals will be HUGE. The swag will be so unbelievable, you’re going to say, "Please stop giving me swag, I can't handle how amazing this is!" And we're going to say, "No! We have to make running great again!"
It'll be great. You'll do great. Trust us, we know, we've dealt with this type of thing before. Everyone's going to sign up, believe us.
The Big Elk Marathon & Half Marathon is less than a week away. Online Pre-Registration ends Wednesday so sign up today and help us make running great again!
I admit I'm a sucker for swag. Over here all we tend to get is a bruised apple, a dry oat bar and maybe a shirt two sizes too small. But hey we're running for the running!
ReplyDeleteOkay, the great puzzle for me is the bagels. Who can choke down a bagel at the end of a half marathon . . . ? They always suck what is left of the moisture out of my parched throat. I mean I love bagels, just not at the end of a race . . .
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