Where is Ted now?

So last week it was Chicago with Spencer.  This week it's ___ for the ABA Business Section meeting.  This moring, I went for a short run with my commercial law professor friend J____.  Then I had the strangest experience ever. I looked at the schedule of meetings and saw that one of the panels was about my article.  I snuck in and lurked.  I felt like I'd wandered into the funeral scene of Tom Sawyer.